The "go to hell fund" we truly need.

Here’s a riddle for you.

What’s the best part about bribery?

Everyone’s having fun.

Ok, then what’s the best part about extortion?

Everyone’s paying attention.

So, what’s the difference between bribery and extortion?

Cracking a smile, vs. cracking a bone.

Then, what’s the difference between cracking a smile vs. cracking a bone?

When your bones crack, only one of us is having fun - but at least you can be the center of attention!

Ta-da - there’s your introduction to business ethics!